TO ALL MARRIED COUPLES AND SINGLES WHO INTEND TO GET MARRIED

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This is the story of a man who was determined to divorce but changed torealise that with the lapse of time, we take things for granted & forget thevalues & intimacy in marriage.
Please reform your marriage by reading thisstory.

TO ALL MARRIED COUPLES AND SINGLES WHO INTEND TO GET MARRIED

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand andsaid, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again Iobserved the hurt in her eyes.Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know whatI was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seemto be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided herquestion. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted atme, you are not a man!That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wantedto find out what had happened to our marriage.But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; I had lost my heart to alovely girl called Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated thatshe could own our house, 30% shares of my company and the car. She glancedat it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of herlife with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time,resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I lovedDew so dearly.Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected tosee. To me her cry was actually a kind of release..The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to befirmer and clearer now.The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something atthe table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleepvery fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew. When I wokeup, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so Iturned over and was asleep again.In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't wantanything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. Sherequested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a lifeas possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month'stime and she didn't want to disrupt him with our> broken marriage.This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recallhow I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requestedthat everyday for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to thefront door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy.Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.I told Dew about my wife s divorce conditions. She laughed loudly andthought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to facethe divorce, she said scornfully. My wife and I hadn't had any body contactsince my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried herout on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His wordsbrought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then tothe door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyesand said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feelingsomewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for thebus to work. I drove alone to the office.On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on mychest... I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn'tlooked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not youngany more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Ourmarriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had doneto her.On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacyreturning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. Onthe fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growingagain. I didn't tell Dew about this. It became easier to carry her as themonth slipped by. Perhaps the everyday work-out made me stronger.She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dressesbut could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses havegrown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was thereason why I could carry her more easily.Suddenly it hit me; she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart.Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head. Our son came in at themoment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mum out. To him, seeing his fathercarrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life.My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turnedmy face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this lastminute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through thesitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly andnaturally. I held her body tightly; it was just likeour wedding day.But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her inmy arms I could hardly move a step.. Our son had gone to school. I held hertightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove tooffice... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I wasafraid any delay would make me change my mind...I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Dew, I donot want the divorce anymore.She looked at me, astonished. Then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever?She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Dew, I said, I won't divorce.My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value thedetails of our lives, not because we didn't love each other any more.. Now Irealize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I amsupposed to hold her until death does us apart.Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed thedoor and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floralshop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirlasked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote: 'I'll carry you outevery morning until death does us apart'The small details of our lives are what really matter in a relationship.It is not the mansion, the car, the property, the bank balance that matters.These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot givehappiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and dothose little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happymarriage!If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you, but if you do, you justmight save a marriage.Relationships are made not to exploit, not to be broken.We teach some by what we sayWe teach some more by what we doBut we teach most by what we are- Unknown

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Seorang kakek tua berusia 85 tahun pergi mengunjungi dokter kelamin untuk memeriksa kandungan spermanya. sang dokter mengambil Sebuah Toples kecil dan berkata , "BAWA TOPLES KECIL INI PULANG DAN BAWA KEMBALI ESOK HARI DENGAN CONTOH SPERMA ANDA DI DALAMNYA," Keesokannya kakek tersebut datang kembali ke klinik. dan memberikan toples kecil itu kepada sang dokter. Akan tetapi toples kecil itu masih kosong seperti kemarin. " kok kosong" tanya sang dokter . dan sang kakek Menjawab,"Begini dok, saya sudah coba dengan tangan kanan saya, tapi tidak bisa. saya coba dengan tangan kiri saya, Tetap tidak bisa juga." " Lalu saya minta bantuan istri saya." ia gunakan tangan kanannya tidak bisa. Ia gunakan tangan kirinya, tetap tidak bisa. Istri saya mencoba dengan mulut, tapi masih tidak bisa juga," ungkap sang kakek. " Kami akhirnya memanggil Dewi gadis tetangga sebelah. Ia mencoba dengan tangan kanan, tapi tidak bisa. ia mencoba dengan tangan kiri, Tetap tidak bisa. Ia mencoba dengan kedua tangannya, masih tidak bisa juga. dicoba diapit dengan ketiak dewi masih tidak bisa juga. bahkan Dewi sudah mencoba dengan menjepit diantara kedua pahanya,Tetapi tidak bisa juga," ungkap sang kakek tua.. " Bapak sampai minta bantuan gadis tetangga sebelah ????." tanya sang dokter sambil takjub. " Iya, dan sampai sekarang saya,istri saya dan Dewi tetap tidak bisa membuka tutup toples ini," jelas kakek tua.

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