Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush ..'
Friday, August 27, 2010
smile in english-1
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: Wake up, son. Its time to go to school.
SON: But why, Mama? I dont want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons why you dont want to go to school.
SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
:)
MOM: Wake up, son. Its time to go to school.
SON: But why, Mama? I dont want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons why you dont want to go to school.
SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
:)
smile in english
a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
a woman will pay $1 for $2 item that she doesn't need
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
a successful woman is one who can find such a man
to happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
to happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and NOT try to understand her at all
Married men live longer than single man, but married man are a lot willing to die
any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed
women somehow deteriorate during the night
a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
a man marries awomen expecting that she won't change, and she does
a woman will pay $1 for $2 item that she doesn't need
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
a successful woman is one who can find such a man
to happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
to happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and NOT try to understand her at all
Married men live longer than single man, but married man are a lot willing to die
any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed
women somehow deteriorate during the night
a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
a man marries awomen expecting that she won't change, and she does
beasiswa dikti
PhD Studentship in Health Education - University of Hull
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PhD Studentship in Computing - Goldsmiths College, University of London
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1869
PhD Studentship in Psychology - City University London
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1866
PhD Studentship in Multimedia Studies - De Montford University
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1864
PhD Studentship in Mineral Engineering - Imperial College London
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1861
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1871
PhD Studentship in Computing - Goldsmiths College, University of London
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1869
PhD Studentship in Psychology - City University London
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1866
PhD Studentship in Multimedia Studies - De Montford University
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1864
PhD Studentship in Mineral Engineering - Imperial College London
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1861
pebedaan occur dengan happen?
Based on freedictionary.com
occur [əˈkɜː]
vb -curs, -curring, -curred (intr)
1. to happen; take place; come about
2. to be found or be present; exist
3. (foll by to) to be realized or thought of (by); suggest itself (to)
[from Latin occurrere to run up to, from ob- to + currere to run]
Usage: It is usually regarded as incorrect to talk of pre-arranged events occurring or happening: the wedding took place (not occurred or happened) in the afternoon
and happen :
hap·pen (hpn)
intr.v. hap·pened, hap·pen·ing, hap·pens
1.a. To come to pass.
b. To come into being.
2. To take place or occur by chance.
3. To come upon something by chance.
4. To come or go casually; make an appearance.
occur [əˈkɜː]
vb -curs, -curring, -curred (intr)
1. to happen; take place; come about
2. to be found or be present; exist
3. (foll by to) to be realized or thought of (by); suggest itself (to)
[from Latin occurrere to run up to, from ob- to + currere to run]
Usage: It is usually regarded as incorrect to talk of pre-arranged events occurring or happening: the wedding took place (not occurred or happened) in the afternoon
and happen :
hap·pen (hpn)
intr.v. hap·pened, hap·pen·ing, hap·pens
1.a. To come to pass.
b. To come into being.
2. To take place or occur by chance.
3. To come upon something by chance.
4. To come or go casually; make an appearance.
3 mental patients
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
fyi
We talked about Information Technology and globalization on Saturday night, It’s been very excited discussion and we spent until 2 hours discussion. So unbelievable … ;)
Some of the vocabulary that came up included :
- Encourage
- Wiki
- Wireless, WiFi
- Evolve
- Telepathy
- Internet platform
- Sea cable, fiber optic
- Analog models
- Jitter, intermittent
I won’t put the definitions down, please google them (or wiki... ;)) but any questions please ask !!!
For someone who need the questions/topic that we discussed :
1. What do you mean by Information Technology?
2. Can anyone explain what the wireless is?
3. What do you think about the internet, is it good or bad stuff?
4. Can you imagine how the way of communication, if there is no satellite for right now?
5. If we have a look from political, economical and social aspect, Is it any advantages with the developing of new information technology?
The winner of Klompencapir Quiz is ****The Spyderpig Taufik Nugraha**** Congratulations…
Some of the vocabulary that came up included :
- Encourage
- Wiki
- Wireless, WiFi
- Evolve
- Telepathy
- Internet platform
- Sea cable, fiber optic
- Analog models
- Jitter, intermittent
I won’t put the definitions down, please google them (or wiki... ;)) but any questions please ask !!!
For someone who need the questions/topic that we discussed :
1. What do you mean by Information Technology?
2. Can anyone explain what the wireless is?
3. What do you think about the internet, is it good or bad stuff?
4. Can you imagine how the way of communication, if there is no satellite for right now?
5. If we have a look from political, economical and social aspect, Is it any advantages with the developing of new information technology?
The winner of Klompencapir Quiz is ****The Spyderpig Taufik Nugraha**** Congratulations…
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Scholarship from dikti
Position available - Lund University
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1895
PhD Studentship in Chemical Engineering - Imperial College London
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1893
PhD Studentship in Engineering - University of Cambridge
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1891
Asia Research Institute-National University of Singapore Fellowships
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1888
Faculty of Economics (FEUB) Undergraduate –Exchange Program Scholarship
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1886
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1895
PhD Studentship in Chemical Engineering - Imperial College London
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1893
PhD Studentship in Engineering - University of Cambridge
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1891
Asia Research Institute-National University of Singapore Fellowships
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1888
Faculty of Economics (FEUB) Undergraduate –Exchange Program Scholarship
http://dikti.org/scholarship/?p=1886
about english
Dear my friends,
For anyone who want to learn English practice by online..
Grammar and vocabulary:
http://a4esl.org
www.learnenglishfeelgood.com
Listening:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/general/sixminute/
http://esl-lab.com/
http://www.breakingnewsenglish.com/
Idioms:
http://www.englishclub.com/ref/Idioms/index.htm
Academic English:
http://www.academicenglishgenerator.com/
www.uefap.com
Hope it useful.. ;)
For anyone who want to learn English practice by online..
Grammar and vocabulary:
http://a4esl.org
www.learnenglishfeelgood.com
Listening:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/general/sixminute/
http://esl-lab.com/
http://www.breakingnewsenglish.com/
Idioms:
http://www.englishclub.com/ref/Idioms/index.htm
Academic English:
http://www.academicenglishgenerator.com/
www.uefap.com
Hope it useful.. ;)
The dark side of human history
+ When did human history begin?
- Since people know the symbols or letters
+ When is it?
- Approximately the year 2300 BC, historians estimate that year but exactly how human recognize letters or symbols that no one would know.
+ So before that man does deserve to be called human?
- It depends on what is called human.
+ So what is a human?
- In this context it could be called that man is the creature who already know what a symbol or letter
to be continued.
- Since people know the symbols or letters
+ When is it?
- Approximately the year 2300 BC, historians estimate that year but exactly how human recognize letters or symbols that no one would know.
+ So before that man does deserve to be called human?
- It depends on what is called human.
+ So what is a human?
- In this context it could be called that man is the creature who already know what a symbol or letter
to be continued.
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