Friday, August 27, 2010

smile in english

a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
a woman will pay $1 for $2 item that she doesn't need

a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
a successful woman is one who can find such a man

to happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
to happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and NOT try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married man are a lot willing to die
any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed
women somehow deteriorate during the night

a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
a man marries awomen expecting that she won't change, and she does

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