smile in english-1

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: Wake up, son. Its time to go to school.
SON: But why, Mama? I dont want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons why you dont want to go to school.
SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
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